Love isn't love until you give it away.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:34 -0400

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:18 -0400

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

badtvblog: Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:34 -0400

badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:19 -0400

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:17 -0400

thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:19:24 -0400

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

brotips: I got a snapchat from a friend of mine like, “I just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:50 -0400

brotips:

I got a snapchat from a friend of mine like, “I just submitted a tip.” Turns out, it’s pretty legit.

-Sketch

Posters

zackisontumblr: Testing my friend’s patience. (x)

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:36 -0400

zackisontumblr:

Testing my friend’s patience. (x)

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:57 -0400

miel-doux: perf set up

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:20 -0400

miel-doux:

perf set up

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:05 -0400

“Take me in small doses; I’ll take you all at once.”

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:56 -0400

“Take me in small doses; I’ll take you all at once.”

suicideisnotanoption4u: 8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:21:45 -0400

suicideisnotanoption4u:

8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia.
Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children.
This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.

The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable.

As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”

Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”

Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.

Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”

I salute Sergeant Briggs!
Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:21:02 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:20:54 -0400

Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We're screwed.

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:20:44 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

“What is the capital of Peru?”

“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”

only-slightly-insane: yourfavoriteantihero: we-who-swear-in-the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:20:28 -0400

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students

you are my hero, random fandom teacher

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:18:31 -0400

sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:17:26 -0400

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:45:44 -0400

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb